As I like to say, I’m really good at eating pizza. Like, so talented. Probably a little too good, I shouldn’t brag.
And with this talent, comes responsibility. I can’t just be ordering pizzas every night, now can I? (My wallet says NO.) So I’ve learned how to make my own, thanks to Trader Joes and the miracle that is their pre-made pizza dough. My favorite is the whole wheat because then I can pretend that I’m an uber healthy person who does yoga 5 times a week. I’ve made all kinds of pizza in the past, but tonight I put FIG JAM ON PIZZA AND IT WAS MAGICAL. So I’m going to give you the recipe I concocted and when you make this please send all thank-yous in the form of cash and/or sour gummy bears.